hugdeliveryservice:

i hate it when i’m a jerk to a girl, and they put me in the sexzone. i just want to be their friend, but no all the nice guys get to be their friends

posted 1 year ago with 47,428 notes

peenoween:

i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children

posted 1 year ago with 327,162 notes

laughparty:

sure you won an oscar but have you won any tumblr awards?

posted 1 year ago with 34,941 notes

knightscrest:

*files a missing persons report for waldo*

posted 1 year ago with 4,616 notes

villea:

champane:

glowai:

pihxie:

gypsei:


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awwwwww

my life is complete.

CUTEST THING EVER 

Omg

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fuckyeavanity:

reckoninq:

Whenever I drive

white people.
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